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The Dynamite Guide to Awesome Snack Food

I'm going to go ahead and show you a picture immediately. Its a cheap shot; what we in the industry call the 'hook'.

If you're wondering what that is, I'll tell you. Now listen, I'm not here to mince words. I'm also not here to tell you a bunch of boring garbage. What looks like two pounds of Velveeta being poured into a pie crust filled with tiny-twist pretzels is actually one of many steps necessary to create the masterpiece called 'Cheezy Pretzel Pie', one of many savory delights you can use to tickle your tastebuds during the big game, during church, or during the middle of the night when you're sleep eating because this much sugar and fat really messes with your restless-leg-induced sonambulism.
But enough of the semantics. You came here for food. I have collected here for you a list...nay... a powerful menu of some all original Dynamite Delights for you. Go ahead and do some tongue stretches, because its going to get a beating by the time we're through.

S'Machos

Why pay nine dollars at a restaurant for what you can make at home for like, seven? Dive into a bowl of marshmallow fluff and chocolate, with S'Machos!

Pop S'mores

The original and best. Marshmallow. Chocolate. Toaster pastries.

Tac' Oaxaca'Za

Jeremy's own creation: the world's only mini taco, pizza roll, 5-cheese pepperoni pizza.

Banana Split Pea Soup

Your two favorite foods in an unholy marriage of main course and dessert. Well, at least my two favorite foods.

Cheezy Pretzel Pie

Special Dynamite-sized Instructional!

Are you sitting? Ok I'll wait.
Good. Sharpen your finest cheese-product knife and get ready to make something that will have your co-workers backed up for a week.

Angel's Wings Food Cake

Special Dynamite-sized Instructional!

Go grab your rain slicker and prepare to indulge in the most barbecue flavor you can stuff into a delicate cake.

Twinkie Fudge

Special Dynamite-sized Instructional!

Let special guest writer Remy take you on a magical creme filled journey through fudge-paved streets and adrenaline-soaked nightmares. Bring your blood sugar monitor, because we're shooting for a record with this one.

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