Starkist Teriyaki Yellowfin Tuna Fillet

In an unfortunate store near you

This product is really repulsive.
I'm sorry. I have to say this. I am a tuna fan. I love tuna. I love it canned. In oil. In water. Raw on rice. I've eaten almost every permutation of tuna on God's green earth. Somewhere along the line, something went terribly wrong. In the room-temperature meat section of your local market you may find various fresh-packed pouches of various and sundry land and sea animals, slaughtered, butchered, and packed neatly in convenient pouches for your consumption. The package looks appealing enough, until you notice the ectoplasm that is clearly slathered all over the fillets right on the package.

You see how uneven the package is where it was opened? Yeah, well that's how it opens EVERY SINGE TIME you tear the package open. You better have a scissor(s), because the amount of pressure required to tear the top free will splatter the juice all over you.

If you're wondering what it tastes like, all you have to do is go to your cat and smell its breath. That smell? That rancid fish smell? That's what this smells like. It smells like cat food. And anybody who owns cats knows that if it smells like cat food, then it TASTES like cat food. The last photo shows the texture of the kitty gravy. The smell permeates the room and everybody who comes into your house (or barracks hovel) will immediately ask you how you snuck a stray cat into the place. That's when you say ' Oh, thats not a cat's food, sillypants, that's my dinner'!
Slop
Perhaps the only redeeming quality of this product is the nutritional benefits, and I guess the price, too. The price? Cheap. Why so cheap? Because it's on perpetual clearance because it's disgusting and you're the only sap who is going to buy it because you either like culinary humor or you are too poor to afford real meat...which isn't that much more expensive.
As for nutrition, one package packs 33 grams of life-giving protein, only 7 grams of demon carbohydrates, and only one gram of fat. And yes, all that taste packed into all that nutrition, using only 720 miligrams of sodium! Mmm. Pure salt is good for you, really really good for you!
I wish I had the eloquence to write more of this abomination. The taste is so heavy that you can't mask it. Even washing the goo off doesn't work. The flavor is there to stay... and don't try plugging your nose while eating it either, because the pungent reek will force you to take a breath, and then you're screwed, buddy! Feed this stuff to your cats. Or, if you like your cats, don't.

The Good

Decent nutritional value, convenient.

The Bad

Tastes, smells, and looks like cat food.

Starkist Teriyaki Yellowfin Tuna Fillets= 40%