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Classic Video Games Part 2: A Selection of Games that Just Ain't What They Used To Be.
Posted December 31, 2011
Here's part two of what will most likely be an endless series of gripes I have with so-called 'Classic' video games. Comes inside and see some of the games I used to play...that just ain't what I remember.
Lasagna Chips.
Posted November 4th, 2011
I fell for the oldest trick in the book and I'm willing to share it with you all. Such a fool!
Classic Video Games That Are WAY More Difficult Than You Remember.
Posted October 22nd, 2011
Remember all of those great old games you used to play on that crude gray box that, half the time, displayed a dull gray screen that flashed until you blew your life's breath into the game itself? Those games that you remember being so fantastic and mystical are sheer brutality from beginning to end.
398 Ways To Know That Where You're Going Sucks
Posted May 9th, 2010
There are omens and portents, but rarely are many of them as graspable as a bottle of pills. I just got a bottle that lets me know a whole lot about where I'm going.
Airing some Grievances
Posted September 18th, 2009
Yes. This is it. This is IT, BABY! This will hopefully be the last of a long string of gripes about the internet. Wait..never mind. I almost forgot that I'm going to be here for five more months! How silly of me. Well perhaps this is only the next in a long string of gripes about the internet. Only time will tell.
A Veritable Internet Mess
Posted July 26th, 2009
Like Travelling? Huh? Like going all over the freaking world, acting like you own the place? Well THINK AGAIN. You own approximately nothing, and the internet will humble you and stop you in your tracks. Look here to learn exactly how.
Found Art#5: Long Lost Loves
Posted July 6th, 2009
In the first 'found art' that might actually mean something, there is more to this piece than meets the eye. In fact, there may me more here than meets...the MIND! Possibly not. You be the judge. A young man. A young woman. Love and memory, the ravages of time and endless errata. You're breaking my heart, man!
Dynamitegun Presents: A Walking Photographic Tour of lots of Korean Stuff
Posted May 26th, 2009
Updated July 6th, 2009
Ahh, yes. It has been so long since I've taken a good long stroll down the boulevard in a foreign country, taking pictures of things, and then making fun of the images. Well, our ship has come in! Here is a collection of photos- that is sure to grow with time- that I took, by hand, so we can all laugh at people who don't speak our language perfectly, even though we don't. It's like a big box of magic dropped on your front door!
Found Art #6: My One Perfect Sentence
Posted September 29th, 2008
In a time of such a dire educational situation as in we now (in, as, as that we now, in) live, there can be little credence lent to even the slightest mistake. This, folks, is not a mistake. It is with a very heavy heart that I present this piece to you, and God almighty have mercy on this poor child's soul. My One Perfect Sentence.
Culinary Time Capsule!
Posted June 23rd, 2008
The only thing that lasts longer than plastic. What is that thing? No, not your dreams, you big stupid! Click the thumb to see what has truly stood the test of time!
Found Art #5: Out of Toilit Paper
Posted May 23rd, 2008
The last remnant of a night of Dunwich Horror and lost innocence, this piece is nothing to be taken lightly.
Found Art #4: Dying
Posted May 11, 2008
The first adhesive piece of found art yet, I bring to you the most
challenging found piece I've seen yet. Dying!
Found Art #3: Kung Fu Toast
Posted January 28th, 2008
Part delicious snack, part martial arts hero, it's Kung Fu Toast! You can read all about this multi-talented little guy by clicking his golden brown and delicious visage. He's mastered the way of the fist and he's mastered the complete breakfast.
Found Art #2: Party Girl
Posted January 14th, 2008
Muster the courage to click on this young lady's face and you'll be able to read my expert analysis of this piece of work. It is truly, and I say this with no sarcasm, a real piece of work.
The Great Sacramento Valley Windstorm of 2008
Posted January 5th, 2008
Clicking the picture below will take you to a tale of horror and international intrigue. Is is possible that George Bush used his Katrina machine on the Sacramento Valley, possibly by mistake? Only history will know. But we do know this: I wrote something about the whole ordeal and I'm exposing this travesty to the world.
Please Hammer Don't Hurt My Mac
Posted January 1st, 2008
I invite you to come see the results of the epic struggle between the OG MC and a state-of-the-art laptop computer. Let me tell you now...it ain't pretty.
Found Art #1
Posted December 20th, 2007
Click the little climber pic to go to the page to see the big climber pic. It's as easy as 1,2. Well, really 1. Or, 'one'.
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