Modification Number Seven: The C-Mote!
Feeling down? Enter the C-Mote!
With the Vitamin craze permeating every aspect of society, every nook and cranny of the grocery store, and every commercial campaign, can we possibly overlook the importance of health when it comes to video games? Despite the bombastic rhetoric used in most of the advertising, we can't shirk our obligation to treat our bodies as the temples they are. So in keeping with the times, as current trends are always infinitely more wise than past ones, I've decided to fortify the WiiMote with the carcinogen-fighting power of all-natural vitamin C! Introducing, the C-Mote!
Finally, a WiiMote that has been hacked to provide something healthy, instead of
hours upon days upon weeks of damning sloth. It has been genetically altered, and
grown in my own backyard, dozens upon dozens of generations and variations, until the inside
useless bits of the WiiMote have been naturally replaced with nature's perfect antioxidant:
the ruby red grapefruit. It is so sweet, so juicy, and it basically kills cancer with a
laser beam on sight.
Actually, be careful. Human beings are, these days, practically walking cancer globs.
Everything we do causes cancer, so we are essentially a big fleshy phonebooth barely able
to contain the CNCR fraternity which has stuffed itself inside of us to the point of near bursting.
If we consume too many antioxidants, it is likely to cause a crippling chain reaction of
healing and rejuvination. Proceed with caution.
Well, that's it for now. Check back often to find more inspiring Wii hacks. Feel free to email me at Budiak@dynamitegun.com with suggestions, feedback, or a series of question marks.
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