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Something Else, Perhaps?

Don't feel up to the task of hacking your Wiimote? It's ok. Most people can't handle that the first time around. How about you warm up a little bit on some short articles, and come back here when you're ready? No, no...you're doing...you're doing fine.

Short Articles

How how about you try to get on board with humanity's last, best hope for survival in the coming age of fear and desperation with Dynamitegun's Bug Out Bag creation guide?

Bugout Bag Creation Guide

Modification Number Five: Wii Novelty Playing Card Holder Mote

Finally a Way to Play a Game with a Wii Mote!

I know what you're thinking. 'Wow, this is like...really, really a stupid idea'. Well I'm one step ahead of you. This is a really extremely stupid idea but I will offer you this: what will you do when you're camping with your friends, and there's nothing to do? You brought some games but none of them are really doing it for you, and you even brought your Wii because you thought this was going to be one of those 'civilised' campsites and not a real campsite, but you act like you knew the whole time? What are you going to do when the only thing to do for entertainment is trying to find food because strangely enough, there's no snackbar located in the middle of the El Dorado National Forest?

What you're going to do is you're going to save the day in one swift motion when you raise your Wii Mote mightily and smash it against the nearest rock, flaying it open violently, and spilling forth a deck of long and narrow novelty playing cards. Blackjack? You can handle that. Poker? You can play that all night with these. Solitaire? Well, we all do at one point in our lives. What you and I both thought was the dumbest idea in the history or civilian hacking turns out to be the only thing that stands in the way of Lord of the Flies III: The Sinew Tornado.

To Hack Six: The WizMote!

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